Campaign of the Month: May 2014
Ladies in Hades and the Dyval Wears Prada
(this takes place in Copenhagen while carrying the jewels from the blacksmith to the castle)
james: so..you have been quiet lately
James: are you mad? you seem mad?
James: is it because of the god slayers?
Apple: fuck off
James: come on! i only had them to safe guard them! they are gone now!
Apple: for now anyways..im sure when we get back the great and powerful god james will need a better weapon. so why not use an axe that makes you paranoid? or a hammer that spoils all your food and drink?
James: what…what are you talking about?
Apple: what? ya think i didnt speak with them? i learned about them you idiot! while they just made fun of me i was paying attention! which is more then i can say for you.
Apple: what? nothing to say? stop the presses! the world is ending! the great and almighty james is speechless for once in his life!
James: ya know youre being a bitch right?
Apple: … fuck off. im tired of youre shit! maybe when you actually start treating me with respect instead of some object ill be nicer!
James:what do you want from me?!? youre the one thing in this world i can actually count on! my friends? only one i consider friend is trent. and hes a condescending jackass! my mother and father are gone, i have a demented hunter trying to kill me, my pantheon is in shambles and the only 2 “gods” left are me and the god of fear! on top of that ive been tasked with saving all of reality. so yeah..tell me..how can i please the princess?
Apple:just..leave me alone…