Ladies in Hades and the Dyval Wears Prada
Steve's Star Date Logs - Star Date 10115
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Working as a body guard, door man at huge, rough clubs, muscle for traveling groups of mercenary’s and mages, Steve started giving the majority of his time to 2 large companies, including the mage guild and treasure hunting mercenary group in Lazlo.. One month into various work situations, the mage guild called on him while he was working on the outskirts of town building homes for the poor..
Magehand – “Steve, we need you at once ! After 6 months, Barbra Streisand has found the den of the evil dragon he’s been looking for, however, he was captured.. You must help us get him back.”
With this information, Steve gathered up who he could from the guild mage and they swiftly went off to save Barbra Streisand.
Teleporting a mile outside of the Dragons cave, the mage-hand that narrowly escaped was very nervous about being back where he saw his master captured. Steve quickly took charge and along with the mage-hand, 2 mages of the guild, and an additional mercenary he recruited from the company he’s also working for, they treadged forth to slay the monster.
Steve, being the honorable soldier that he is, entered the cave, fully blooped from his mage helpers, next to the mercenary, Gerard, a seasoned weapons expert, who was also fully blooped. The mages kept themselves in the shadows not to draw attention to themselves.
Steve – “We are here dragon ! Reveal yourself and see your demise !”
Dragon – In a dark low tone from the darkness- “Foolish mortals, this was the wrong cave to enter. Apparently breakfast is served.”
Steve – “You have made your decision beast. Now you will see the power of a splicer Dreadguard !”
At that, Steve, who was fully aware of the dragons location, do to his bio-suits targeting systems and dark vision, launched a volly of bio missles.. Even with the dragons attempt to shoot the volly down with some weapon unseen by the group, the missles dodged and hit the target as expected. With a roar, the dragon became visible as it flew out of the darkness and on top of Steve. Attempting to grapple Steve, not realizing he has robotic strength, giving him a hard time to do so.
Steve – “Attack!”
Now entangled with Steve, the mages come out of the shadows and start casting, as well Gerard opens up his rail guns on the beast.
Steve – “Unnamed mage-hand, go find Barbra Streisand! He will be a great help in subduing this dragon!”
The mage-hand then slips passed the dragon and down into the cave to find Barbra Streisand, while Steve, Gerard, and the 2 mages continue fighting the dragon. Over the first melee, the dragon realizes its mistake in underestimating this group and ponders his next course of action and lets go of Steve.
Gerard – “Steve, watch out, incoming missles!”
As the dragon hears this, he quickly simultaneously attacks Gerard, knocking him into the wall, causing his missles to veer of into the wall and ceiling of the cave, crashing rubble and giant rocks to the floor. The cave, now being calapsed, traps Barbra Streisand and the mage-hand and leaving the dragon in the entrance with the group. After another action of beat down, the dragon power swings, knocking Steve across the cave and flies off in anger, yelling to Steve..
Dragon – “I‘ll get you yet you son of a bitch! You haven‘t seen the last of me!”
After the dragon flies off, the group wastes no time in magically portaling through the rubble to free Barbra Streisand and the mage-hand, as not to have to welcome his return.. Not surprising, they find a huge pile of dragon horded gold and items. The mercs and mages gather up all the booty while Steve applies two organic looking mouse pad shaped – Slap patches, to Barbra Streisand and her cuts and HPs begin to heal. After everything is gathered up, Steve picks up Barbra Streisand in the thresh hold and they all teleport back to Lazlo.
Fortunitely Steve had saved Barbra Streisand. Being a new protector of this guild, this has helped his reputation, no doubt, but when the loot was passed around, Steve forgot that he was a W-2 employee, and was given his 8.00 an hour because the GM doesn’t want me to go home. ..
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